When I meet Taylor Swift next week;

percylikespancakes:

shelbysarcophagous:

capncorrey:

shelbysarcophagous:

capncorrey:

shelbysarcophagous:

capncorrey:

She’s gonna be lookin’ hella fine;

And I’m gonna be like;

And she’s gonna be like;

And we’re gonna get married and have tons of babies. Please don’t think I’m a freak.

You’re gonna be like;

More like she’s gonna be like;

And her body guard is gonna be like;

And the end of your night is gonna look like;

Good thing we’re friends.

Ladies, ladies. You both suck.

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2. capncorrey reblogged this from lowspiritedpessimistic and added:

   Jordan; But anyway. I DON’T WANNA BE NICE

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4. notdexterous reblogged this from capncorrey and added:

   Now come on guys, let’s be nice.

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